"Your time is limited so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Don't be trapped by Dogma which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become."
- Steve Jobs

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Marriage Quotes

  • Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. - Agatha Christie
  • Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
  • I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
  • Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr
  • I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
  • No nice men are good at getting taxis - Katherine Whitehorn
  • I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow
  • Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
  • Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
  • The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher
  • A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland
  • Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. - Helen Rowland
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher - Socrates
  • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
  • Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures - Sanuel Johnson
  • It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married - Robert Frost
  • Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity - George Bernard Shaw
  • Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan
  • All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart - Ogden Nash
  • A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
  • Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband
  • Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing - The Bible
  • The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
  • No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out - Oscar Wilde
  • The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
  • Woman like silent men, they think they are listening - Marcel Achard

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