Well it's that time of the year again - when some hapless no-talent Twit walks away with £25k because Art critics are all W*nkers.
On the news this morning they showed one of the nominees for the Turner Prize, and it was ....
A fucking shed....that had been knocked down and rebuilt as a boat, then knocked down again and rebuilt by the "artist" as a shed.
Can someone PLEASE explain to me the art behind this, and why this twat deserves to win £25k. Does this mean that the B&Q special down my garden can win me megabucks, if I think up of some stupid arty reason why I built it and fool a bunch of pretentious rich twats to give me loads of money for it?
I hate modern art, in fact I refuse to call it modern ART cos it's not - it's worthless shite.