FFS ...

Motorists in Norwich are whingeing because the time they have to wait at traffic light crossings is "too long". Some say that the time has been lengthened to allow elderly people to cross safely - but they still whinge.

FFS!!! I was at a crossing today and I was sad enough to time it - about 15 seconds. 15 SECONDS. IS THAT A BIT TOO MUCH TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY???? Can't you just chill and sit there and wait?? Look around you, notice the tree at the side of the road, the blackbird hopping along the path, the clouds in the sky, the flowers in the garden to your left, the Chav kicking an empty bottle along the pavement to your right ... Notice what is around you and that 15 seconds will pass quickly enough.

Or if you're a total impatient tw*t, put your foot down and run over old Mabel who is shuffling across the road in front of you. I'm sure sitting in a jail cell you'll have plenty of time to enjoy your surroundings ...