Wonders of the Universe drinking game

WARNING:

Do not attempt this drinking game if you do not have access to multiple compatible livers, a team of trained medical professionals and a death wish. This drinking game should not be attempted by those under the age of 18, over the age of 18 or anyone exactly the age of 18 - side effects may include vomiting, temporary blindness and permanent death.

To play this game you will require:

1 episode of Wonders of the Universe
1 hand
1 glass
1 huge quantity of booze (to taste)

The rules:

If any of the following occur, imbibe alcohol:

1. A panning shot of landscape.
2. A time lapsed landscape.
3. Brian Cox close up.
4. Brian Cox walking through a picturesque area.
5. Brian Cox standing atop something picturesque.
6. Brian Cox makes a clumsy segue from something totally unrelated.
7. Brian Cox looks wistfully into the distance.
8. Brian Cox says something that sounds deep and profound - but isn't.
9. Brian Cox says something that sounds deep and profound and is.
10. Brian Cox changes country.
11. Brian Cox makes a gross oversimplification of science.
12. Brian Cox talks about something only tangentially related to the topic.
13. A CGI shot is reused.
14. Brian Cox looks thoughtful.
15. Brian Cox illustrates a point with a picture on a card.
16. Brian Cox illustrates a point by drawing in the dirt or similar.
17. Brian Cox says "million" or "billion" or "trillion".