Woke up today to thick, thick snow. I hate days like this because all the f*cking Chelsea Tractor owners climb smugly into their RAV4s and Land Cruisers, ready to drive fat Timmy 30 yards to school, thinking "I'm in a 4x4 I'm not going to get stuck in the snow! Look at meeeee!"
Well correct my dear, if you lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere (and rightly needed to own a 4x4) you'd doubtless be OK. BUT YOU LIVE IN SUBURBIA, and no amount of dual gearboxes or 4WD on your stupid gas-guzzling dangerous status-symbol is going to prevent you from queueing for hours in the snow-snarled traffic, along with the other "normal" cars and Chelsea Tractor owners . With your higher centre of gravity you are actually more likely to be skidding off the roads, ploughing into other motorists, and causing all the pile-ups in weather like this.
I'll give you a wave as I cycle by you in the queue.....
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